"Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep
swearing," the nun said tartly.
The priest promised to do better and the round continued.
On the 4th tee, he misses
again. The usual
comment
followed.
Sister is really mad now and says,
"Father
John, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing
like that."
On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again. "Shit,
I missed."
A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning
comes out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her
tracks.
And from the sky comes a booming voice .......
"Shit, I missed."
were
taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf.
The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a
