The Golf Book ...
Table of Contents:
Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.
Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee.
Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker.
Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank.
Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger.
Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings.
Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management.
Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Bailey's before 7:00 AM; Beer Before 9 AM; Vodka before 10:00 AM.
Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round.
Chapter 10 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water.
Chapter 11 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th.
Chapter 12 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome.
Chapter 13 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee.
Chapter 14 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent.
Chapter 15 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to- Bogey Three Putt.
Chapter 16 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever.
Chapter 17 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game.
Chapter 18 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer From The Cart Girl (and give her a $3 Tip) then bitch about a $3.50 brew at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender.