Letterman’s Top 10 – Golfing

David Letterman’s Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex:

#10        A below par performance is considered damn good.  

#09        You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers. 

#08        It’s much easier to find the sweet spot.  

#07        Foursomes are encouraged.  

#06        You can still make money doing it as a senior.  

#05        Three times a day is possible.

#04        Your partner doesn’t hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.    

#03        If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.  

#02        You don’t have to cuddle with your partner when you’re finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex:

#01        When your equipment gets old you can replace it!