David Letterman’s Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex:
#10 A below par performance is considered damn good.
#09 You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#08 It’s much easier to find the sweet spot.
#07 Foursomes are encouraged.
#06 You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#05 Three times a day is possible.
#04 Your partner doesn’t hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#03 If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.
#02 You don’t have to cuddle with your partner when you’re finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex:
#01 When your equipment gets old you can replace it!