Top Ten Reasons Golf is Better than Sex

#10 – A below par performance is considered good.

#9 – You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#8 – It’s much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7 – Foursomes are encouraged.

#6 – You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5 – Three times a day is possible.

#4 – Your partner doesn’t hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.

#3 – If you live in Florida, you can do it every day.

#2 – You don’ to have to cuddle with your partner when you’re finished.

#1 – If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.