Top Ten Reasons Golf Is Better Than Sex ...

#9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7 - Foursomes are encouraged.

#6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5 - Three times a day is possible.

#4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.

#3 - If you live in Florida, you can do it every day.

#2 - You don' to have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

#1 - If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.

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