GOLF TRAGEDY
(provided by Paul McMahon)
Joe is teeing off from the Back Tees. On his downswing he realizes that his wife
Mary is teeing up on the Red Tees
directly in his way. Unable to stop his swing he nails it and
hits her
directly in the temple and kills her instantly.
A few days later Joe gets a call from the coroner regarding
her autopsy.
Coroner: "Joe, your wife seemed to have died from blunt
force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit
her in the
temple, is that correct?"
Joe: "Yes sir, that's correct"
Coroner: "Joe, I also found a golf ball wedged up her
ass."
Joe: "Was it a Titleist 3 ?"
Coroner: "Yes, It was"
Joe: "That must have been my mulligan"