Two women were playing golf.  One teed off and watched in
horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing
 the next hole.  The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately
 clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and
proceeded to roll around in agony.The woman rushed down to the man and
immediately began to apologize.
 "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know
 I cold relieve your pain if you'd let me," she told him.
  "Oh, no.  I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few minutes,"
The man replied, still in pain, in the fetal position, still clasping
his hands together in his groin.
But she persisted,and he finally allowed her
to help.  She gently took his hands away and laid them to his
sides. She then loosened his pants, and put her hands inside.  She
began to massage him.  She then asked, "How does that feel?"
He replied, "It feels wonderful, but my thumb still hurts like hell."